Dear So and So - Life after spring break

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Dear 350 emails while on vacation -

Wow.  Record. I must be popular now.

Signed,
Nah, at least half were spam - damn!


Dear Children - 


I agree that vacations have a certain relaxed quality.  They can be a bit Bohemian, if you will.  But we're home now and it's time to be civilized.  So doing things like playing Pull My Finger in public venues (gymnastics, doctor appointment in front of the doctor), just don't work anymore (and thank you AGAIN, Dad, for teaching them that gem).

Signed,
Who knew the joys of parenting?

Dear Oldest - 


Sick?  On Easter weekend?

Signed,
Who knew the joys of parenting?

Dear Youngest - 


You were the best sleeper EVER on vacation.  What happened?  Waking up 3,4,5 times a night now that we're home?  Doesn't work for anyone in the family, child.

Signed,
Who knew the joys of parenting?