Out of the Mouths of Babes

Youngest, while sitting in the computer chair (I start 'em young around here):  "Mommy, do I have a diaper on?"

Me:  "No.  Why, do you need to go potty?"

Youngest:  "I don't think so.  I'm already went in the chair.  Look!" 

(Chair - SOAKED)

Me:  "Awesome."

Youngest:  "Can I keep doing computer in my buttom?"

Me:  "Not until it's covered with dry pants and underpants."

Youngest:  "Oh.  Ok.  That sounds like a great idea, Mommy."