Friday, April 9, 2010

Dear So and So

Dear Merry Go 'Round - 

Please slow down.  I'm getting dizzy.

I never liked those dammed Merry Go Rounds anyway

Dear Grey's Anatomy

I don't like the everyone-having-sex-with-everyone storylines.  People really don't live that way, do they?

But I keep watching you anyway

Dear That Puppy Lilly 

Stop mounting me.  You are spayed and you are a girl.  

I don't care what the vet says about this being an attempt at dominance, I say it's mounting.  When a dog is pulling your foot down and then trying to rub her privates on said foot, that seems a lot like mounting to me.
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