Dear Merry Go 'Round -
Please slow down. I'm getting dizzy.
I never liked those dammed Merry Go Rounds anyway
Dear Grey's Anatomy
I don't like the everyone-having-sex-with-everyone storylines. People really don't live that way, do they?
But I keep watching you anyway
Dear That Puppy Lilly
Stop mounting me. You are spayed and you are a girl.
I don't care what the vet says about this being an attempt at dominance, I say it's mounting. When a dog is pulling your foot down and then trying to rub her privates on said foot, that seems a lot like mounting to me.