Dear So and So - today's the day!
Dear Monday -
Momma always told me there'd be days like this.
Signed,
It's ok, tomorrow will be better
Dear Tuesday -
Momma always told me there'd be days like this.
Signed,
Two days in a row are pretty bad, tomorrow MUST be better
Dear Wednesday
Momma always told me there'd be days like this. Days where, right out of the box, everything goes wrong. Days where Youngest, finally recovered from her mystery illness (which included an xray to rule out pneumonia), is now hell on wheels because she's been waited on hand and foot like royalty for 6 days and wants the special treatment back, thank you very much.
Days where Oldest just HAS to get out the bedroom door first and plows Youngest over in the process, knocking her headfirst into the wall, only to berate herself for an hour about what a miserable person she is. Where's the fun in that? Not only do I not get to berate her carelessness myself, but I'm supposed to feel sorry for her because she's so remorseful?
Days where I waste my more-valuable-than-usual time (because I lost so GD much of it from the heretofore mentioned illness last week) waiting for a meeting for 45 minutes, thereby reducing my ability to meet to 15 minutes, since I could only stay until 11.
Days where that Puppy Lilly pi**es on the living room rug right in front of me after I took her out not 20 minutes before. Days where Youngest naps for 45 minutes, instead of 2 hours (those two hours being all I have to get anything done).
Signed,
Needing a spa day doesn't even begin to cover it
Dear week -
Obviously something is going on atmospherically this week.
Signed,
Maybe I'M the one living Groundhog Day over and over and over until I get it right.
Dear Debbie Downer -
Get the HELL out of our house. You are no longer welcome. As I say to my children when everything goes wrong too long, "today is going to be a good day, DAMMIT."
Signed,
Sometimes bad words are well placed motivators in the game of life
Dear Trendy Treehouse ,-
You're doing a blog hop too? Can't wait to hop around and check everyone out this week.
Signed,
It's the little things that count
Dear Follow Friday -
You're baaaaaacccccck. One 2 Try, Midday Escapades and Hearts Make Families are worth a look today!
Signed,
Followers on a Friday = pick me up from a tough week
Dear Weekend -
You WILL be better than this week. Understand?
Signed,
Proactive, not reactive is back in the house
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